Divine Complaints Welcome
Mara has a list of complaints. About the universe. About its design choices. About why socks always disappear when you do laundry.
What follows is a philosophical rabbit hole involving Reddit conspiracy threads, a professor who knows too much, and a key inscribed with the fine-structure constant: 137.035999.
Because the truth isn't just stranger than fiction. The truth is that we are the fiction. And someone upstairs? They're binge-watching.
"Echo wants a Netflix special"— From Mara's Divine Complaints List.
Olber's Paradox: If the universe is infinite and eternal, why isn't the night sky blindingly bright with starlight? Unless someone's controlling the render distance.
